“You’re pretty cute. Fancy a threesome? If so we can chat”
Says the anonymous man with no pictures of either him or his partner.
(Source: mushroooms, via brendonhasbeard)
I think I’m done with Tumblr. It was a fun experiment, but it’s pretty shit when it all comes down to it.
I recognise that shapeless, flabby body! It’s mine!
(Source: jlct)
- TYPE YOUR NAME: Joey
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: KJpoeryu
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Joet
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: JMOLEY
- SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Hey guys getting ready for work ..
I wish I had your eyes. And beard. And face.
Can I wear you?
i’m clean shaven
i look so gross right now. like 12 year old me gross. i reckon if i also shaved my chest i could probably post pictures that would be flagged as child pornography.
i’m totes doing it.
